Department of Public Courtesy
Somebody had to say it.
The Department of Public Courtesy issues Notices of Courtesy Violation for conduct unbecoming of a person in public. There is no fine. There is no court. There is only the record, and the record follows you.
The Greatest Hits
YOU CAN'T PARK THERE.
§ 3.01 · Storage of a Motor Vehicle in a Bicycle Facility
OFF FIRST. THEN ON.
§ 2.01 · Failure to Yield at the Doors
IT'S CALLED A SIDEWALK.
§ 1.01 · Sudden Stoppage in a Public Way
MOVE IN. IT'S HUGE IN HERE.
§ 2.02 · Vestibule Encampment
THE WAVE IS FREE.
§ 3.05 · Failure to Render the Wave
YOU PICKED A DOORWAY.
§ 4.04 · Doorway Convening
Cite the behavior, never the person. That's the whole ethic of the Department.