Department of Public Courtesy
Somebody had to say it.
— citations issued to date
The Department of Public Courtesy issues Notices of Courtesy Violation for conduct unbecoming of a person in public. There is no fine. There is no court. There is only the record, and the record follows you.
The Greatest Hits
YOU CAN'T PARK THERE.
OFF FIRST. THEN ON.
IT'S CALLED A SIDEWALK.
MOVE IN. IT'S HUGE IN HERE.
THE WAVE IS FREE.
YOU PICKED A DOORWAY.
Cite the behavior, never the person. That's the whole ethic of the Department.