Department of Public Courtesy · Notice of Courtesy Violation

You have been cited under § 2.03 of the Public Courtesy Code: Seat Occupancy by Baggage

YOUR BAG DIDN'T PAY A FARE.

The bag is comfortable. The bag has a seat. A human being is standing directly in front of the bag, making eye contact with the bag. The bag remains seated. Unbelievable.

This is not a fine. There is no fine. Think about what you did.

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Citations not contested and not remediated remain on your record indefinitely. There is no record. There is absolutely a record.

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