Department of Public Courtesy · Notice of Courtesy Violation

You have been cited under § 2.06 of the Public Courtesy Code: Escalator Lane Violation

STAND RIGHT. WALK LEFT.

This is not a regulation. It is a covenant, older than the escalator itself. You are standing on the left, and behind you a line of people is visibly aging.

This is not a fine. There is no fine. Think about what you did.

Contest this citationAttend courtesy school

Citations not contested and not remediated remain on your record indefinitely. There is no record. There is absolutely a record.

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