Department of Public Courtesy · Notice of Courtesy Violation

You have been cited under § 5.03 of the Public Courtesy Code: Stationary Occupation of a Dance Floor

YOU'RE A TRAFFIC ISLAND.

You have chosen the exact center of the floor to stand completely still, holding a drink, at maximum width, while the room moves around you like a river around a rock. The perimeter exists. The perimeter is lovely. It has a rail.

This is not a fine. There is no fine. Think about what you did.

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Citations not contested and not remediated remain on your record indefinitely. There is no record. There is absolutely a record.

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