Department of Public Courtesy · Notice of Courtesy Violation

You have been cited under § 2.08 of the Public Courtesy Code: Pole Monopolization

THE POLE IS FOR EVERYONE.

You are leaning against the pole. Your entire back is on the pole. The pole, which exists so that eight people can remain upright, is now a piece of your furniture. Grab it like everyone else and give the rest of the car something to hold.

This is not a fine. There is no fine. Think about what you did.

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Citations not contested and not remediated remain on your record indefinitely. There is no record. There is absolutely a record.

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