Department of Public Courtesy · Notice of Courtesy Violation

You have been cited under § 1.02 of the Public Courtesy Code: Obstruction by Stationary Assembly

THE WHOLE SIDEWALK? REALLY?

You and your associates have formed a wall. Curb to storefront, no gaps. Congratulations on the turnout. Nobody can get by. A conversation worth stopping for is worth having literally anywhere else.

This is not a fine. There is no fine. Think about what you did.

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Citations not contested and not remediated remain on your record indefinitely. There is no record. There is absolutely a record.

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