Department of Public Courtesy · Notice of Courtesy Violation

You have been cited under § 1.06 of the Public Courtesy Code: Negligent Umbrella Operation

WATCH THE UMBRELLA.

Eye level is not an approved umbrella altitude. When two umbrellas meet, somebody lifts. It's you. It has always been you.

This is not a fine. There is no fine. Think about what you did.

Contest this citationAttend courtesy school

Citations not contested and not remediated remain on your record indefinitely. There is no record. There is absolutely a record.

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